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ear92
  • Town/Country : Tacoma, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ear92 : In a relationship, i have a cute kid :)

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Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
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I agree, your life sucks (35370) - you deserved it (14970)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27066) - you deserved it (7560)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20252) - you deserved it (8080)

On 11/28/2009 at 1:32am - love - by tjcl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44394) - you deserved it (3867)

On 09/12/2009 at 12:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14514) - you deserved it (36843)

On 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by ooops (woman) - United States (California)



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