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Ear92's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

By randa / Tuesday 19 April 2011 06:38 /

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

By IceCreamCraver - / Monday 16 August 2010 20:35 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

By tjcl - / Saturday 28 November 2009 06:32 / United States

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 13 September 2009 21:23 / United States

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 12 September 2009 16:21 / United States