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ealovan's favorite FMLs
by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Forgetable / 04/21/2011 at 1:27am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by kingkarnie / 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML
by Anonymous / 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Numnum / 11/29/2009 at 8:02am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Health
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
by stewhart / 10/24/2009 at 3:25am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by notmarriedyet / 10/01/2009 at 9:28am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/19/2009 at 1:26am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
by badmom / 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…