About Ealovan
surreal artist located in des moines. any questions just ask.
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Ealovan's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

By jwz - / Monday 16 February 2009 15:25 / Netherlands

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML

By gerontofuck - / Tuesday 15 April 2014 21:55 / Canada - Red Deer

Today, I found out that the little arrow next to my gas gauge actually points to the side of the car where the tank is. For the past year-and-a-half I've been sticking my head out the window and even calling my parents to ask which side it was on, because I can never remember. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 February 2014 07:18 / United States - Littleton

Today, a guy from work that I barely know gave me sunflowers for my birthday. He told me, "You mentioned they were your favorite." I mentioned it to my family at home a few days ago. FML

By You Are My Sunshine - / Monday 24 February 2014 04:18 / United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML

By Sodapop40 / Saturday 22 February 2014 21:21 / Canada - Whitecourt