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Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm / United States / Work
by webperson04 / 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/20/2009 at 7:13am / Switzerland (Bern) / Intimacy
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
by MJ3105 / 05/07/2009 at 7:36am / Israel / Animals
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