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dunni786
  • Town/Country : stay up out my biznaaaasss
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 26 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dunni786 : Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies :)

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Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9163) - you deserved it (20693)

On 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by whywilson.. (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38693) - you deserved it (8815)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20009) - you deserved it (5627)

On 03/01/2010 at 4:55pm - money - by sdauner - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22000) - you deserved it (3080)

On 03/01/2010 at 2:09pm - kids - by moneyman22 - United States (New York)



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