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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2653
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About dude1122332 : I'll add things later on if I feel like it's important enough. But my life is pretty boring..

I noticed all the regular commenters have changed their profile pic so I did as well. Juice box 2.0.(:

Hmm.. I'm 15, my favorite band is Hollywood Undead. And just about tied is Deuce, their former singer. I'm going to be an uncle next year, excited about that.(: And that pretty much sums up my life. Bye.
Favorite songs*~>>
Hollywood undead- Black Dahlia
LinkinPark- somewhere I belong
Many more as well. music is my passion. My life.
Hope one day I will be a Marine. USMC.
STF_MARINE_JD Black Ops2? (PS3 ONLY! Thank you.)

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Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML


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On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML


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