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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2106
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About dude1122332 : I'll add things later on if I feel like it's important enough. But my life is pretty boring..

I noticed all the regular commenters have changed their profile pic so I did as well. Juice box 2.0.(:

Hmm.. I'm 15, my favorite band is Hollywood Undead. And just about tied is Deuce, their former singer. I'm going to be an uncle next year, excited about that.(: And that pretty much sums up my life. Bye.
Favorite songs*~>>
Hollywood undead- Black Dahlia
LinkinPark- somewhere I belong
Many more as well. music is my passion. My life.
Hope one day I will be a Marine. USMC.
STF_MARINE_JD Black Ops2? (PS3 ONLY! Thank you.)

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Yesterday, professor spent the entre class showing us how to make paper arplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year 4 college. mega FML

#16694392
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33763) - you deserved it (5794)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the register looool at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" fat FML

#16690191
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (3900)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, It Was Raining Eavily!! I Saw A Large Puddle By Te Edge Of Te Road Near Wit A Passing Lady!! Tinking It Would Be Funny To Splas Er, I Swerved To It Te Puddle!! Te Puddle Was Deeper Tan I Tougt!! I Lost Control Of Te Car, Spun Out, And It Two Parked Cars!! FML

#16276951
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12289) - you deserved it (225903)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Taday I found out wat people really think about the bered I've been proudly growing fir over a month. It apperes that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. mega FML

#8968653
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (23334)

On 03/10/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by RyanM (man) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I saw a spider in mah bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decidd to bring mah dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider fir me . Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and mah dog was bit . The dog killd the spider . The spider killd mah dog . FML

#674037
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79551) - you deserved it (165453)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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