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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1740
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About dude1122332 : I'll add things later on if I feel like it's important enough. But my life is pretty boring..

I noticed all the regular commenters have changed their profile pic so I did as well. Juice box 2.0.(:

Hmm.. I'm 15, my favorite band is Hollywood Undead. And just about tied is Deuce, their former singer. I'm going to be an uncle next year, excited about that.(: And that pretty much sums up my life. Bye.
Favorite songs*~>>
Hollywood undead- Black Dahlia
LinkinPark- somewhere I belong
Many more as well. music is my passion. My life.
Hope one day I will be a Marine. USMC.
STF_MARINE_JD Black Ops2? (PS3 ONLY! Thank you.)

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Today, at my job as a lifeguard, I told a teenager to, "Walk please." He then threw his soda at me as he ran away. We aren't allowed off stand unless it's an emergency, so I baked in that soda for 30 minutes. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21981) - you deserved it (2946)

On 05/28/2012 at 10:05am - work - by emonsteadman - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML

#19692417
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24402) - you deserved it (2905)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML

#19692066
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11106) - you deserved it (16956)

On 05/28/2012 at 2:24am - love - by stalked (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML

#19666389
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (1953)

On 05/23/2012 at 2:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
181 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML

#19629864
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21466) - you deserved it (6442)

On 05/15/2012 at 10:53pm - intimacy - by quick blow (man) - United States

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

#19463259
180 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 9:01pm - kids - by neverakid (man) - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

#18892248
165 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

#18625590
277 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by ericane27 - United States

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
244 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11733) - you deserved it (41609)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37282) - you deserved it (3279)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
403 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30164) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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