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dramatic11
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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 369
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at work, my stomach hurt and I passed gas for relief. Moments later, I discovered that my loose, silent "fart" was actually a wet, sneaky shart. The mess was beyond repair; I had to fake a family emergency and crept out of the office so that my coworkers wouldn't see my obvious crap stain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24166) - you deserved it (5978)

On 10/12/2009 at 2:10pm - health - by Few_Absolutes (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51896) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

#1449885 (235)

I agree, your life sucks (54929) - you deserved it (32276)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33458) - you deserved it (13337)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States