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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23709
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About dramaelf : I am me. That is all.

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dramaelf's favorite FMLs

Today, my bed fell through my floor. With me on it. FML

#21352624
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35456) - you deserved it (3404)

On 02/09/2015 at 8:26am - misc - by wtf?? - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML

#21352130
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26645) - you deserved it (3960)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:46pm - health - by walllflower - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27145) - you deserved it (6566)

On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. In the middle of it he said, "I want us to be covalent bonds". I didn't understand what he meant, and he actually stopped to explain it to me. FML

#21346746
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28687) - you deserved it (8270)

On 01/30/2015 at 10:11am - intimacy - by Chemist-why (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got attacked by a monkey. My country isn't even supposed to have monkeys in it. FML

#21346049
96 comments

Today, I was talking to a girl. It was going pretty well until she said, "LOL." What's so bad about that? We weren't texting. FML

#21345280
106 comments

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30324) - you deserved it (2052)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (6450)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML

#21332664
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34518) - you deserved it (5149)

On 01/07/2015 at 12:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I thought one of my flatmates was beating his girlfriend, so I barged in about to stop him. Turned out they were having really rough sex. FML

Today, I had a sneeze attack while my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks like a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35626) - you deserved it (3097)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

Today, I was working out on a horse farm. I slipped and fell on some ice, whacking my head on the metal gate in the process. As I was getting up, I accidentally grabbed the electric fence. FML

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (4287)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16821) - you deserved it (48002)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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