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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25484
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 51 posted

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Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26905) - you deserved it (3253)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22844) - you deserved it (2567)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24816) - you deserved it (12026)

On 07/13/2015 at 5:15pm - intimacy - by Nigel - United States

Today, while walking home with my girlfriend we decided to take a shortcut in the woods. After hearing a huge noise, she pushed me and ran. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (2712)

On 07/12/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by sheWontbeOnMyZombieApocteam - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28592) - you deserved it (7854)

On 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26355) - you deserved it (3047)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, while visiting family in Taipei, I came across a large button that said "PUSH" on it. I was curious and pushed it. A deafening alarm then sounded for the next 10 minutes, attracting concerned neighbours and finally a security guard who informed me that I'd pushed a panic button. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22931) - you deserved it (10015)

On 07/08/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by whoops (woman) - Taiwan

Today, while waiting the required 5 minutes for my hair removal cream to work, my cat rubbed all over my legs while I wasn't looking. After getting clawed to death throwing her in the bath to get the cream off, all her hair on that side fell off. I now have a half hairless cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24026) - you deserved it (4279)

On 07/08/2015 at 3:04am - animals - by coolcat10156 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after my boss has gotten in the habit of calling me "bubble wrap girl" at work because I'm clumsy and he claims I need to be covered in bubble wrap for my own protection, I have just probably broken two toes by dropping a hairdryer on my foot. I will never hear the end of this. FML

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27964) - you deserved it (3360)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24415) - you deserved it (2422)

On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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