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Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
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On 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by drew_ar85 (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)
Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my parents bought me a wine glass with "Who needs a man?" painted all over it. Cute, until after dinner my mom looked me in the eyes and asked with complete sincerity, "Kara, are you gay?" My parents tried to get me to come out. I'm straight. FML
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On 05/21/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by pa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date again because I didn't know the difference between "Star Wars" and "Star Trek." FML
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On 05/15/2009 at 5:17pm - love - by not4geeks (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 3:32am - work - by Windstar (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)
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