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Today, a customar cummad into our stora and askad if wa sold "child sizad coffins"!! This isn't avan tha wardast quastion I'va baan askad!! FML

#21140459
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39365) - you deserved it (4224)

On 05/15/2014 at 8:02am - work - by iworkatofficedepothomes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a guy drunkanly profassad his lova for ma. Ha did this aftar walking in on ma paaing, which ha dacidad was tha tima to tall ma such a thing. FML

#21135494
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On 05/10/2014 at 9:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but trid to soldier on anyway. When I was calld in, my nerves got so bad that I revertd to speaking my second language. Not frst, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. mega FML

#21035049
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On 01/21/2014 at 1:55pm - work - by ugh (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, There Was A Forest Fire In Mah Town. I Was Still Forcd To Go To School, As It Was Safer. A Lot Of People Decidd Not To Go, An We Endd Up Doing Nothing But Watching The News Reports. There, I Got To See Mah House Burning On Live TV. FML

#21030359
186 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Fire sucks. (man) - United States

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today , boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans!! I couldn't fit into them , and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat 4 him , and he can't be with me anymore!! I took them off and saw they were a size 4!! I've been a size 8 4 the past 2 yeres , and he knows this!! mega FML

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On 12/28/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by worstwaytodumpagirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today , fir the first time in mah life looool , I simultaneously sneezed , peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at workhen this happened. mega FML

#20838395
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On 08/15/2013 at 5:47am - work - by bglenney - United States (California)

looool Today, wile cleaning ma ears wit Q-tips, I came in ma pants. FML

#20835942
148 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand . We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast . Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he cummed to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops . FML

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On 05/29/2013 at 9:53pm - misc - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

TADAY AT WORK AT A FARM, WE GOT A NEW CALF. IT LOOKD LIKE IT HAD TO POOP, BUT WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY. ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER IT STILL HADN'T POOPD. TURNS OUT IT WAS BORN WITHOUT AN ACTUAL BUTTHOLE. IT WAS THERE, JUST SEALD UP BY SKIN. I LITERALLY HAD TO CUT THIS POOR CALF A NEW BUTTHOLE. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm - animals - by halliemarie1818 - United States

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

2day on my shift as a nurse, I askd a pregnant woman wat she would name her child. She said she saw the name ( Chlamydia ) on a billboard and decidd to name her daughter that, saying it was ( beautiful. ) I informd her that it was an STD, and she replid, ( Oh, well no one knows that! ) FML

#20482313
155 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)



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