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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33769) - you deserved it (109272)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (74253) - you deserved it (4906)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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