About Donkey_hang_down
Wasting time at work on FML again...
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Donkey_hang_down's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    49%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    7%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
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Donkey_hang_down's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

By calliefml - / Sunday 26 April 2009 06:13 / United States

Today, I spent 3 hours in my home recording studio. I was recording vocals and was trying to hit a very hard series of notes. I nailed it after 2 hours and listened. You can hear the vocals, but the EQ settings were tweaked in just the right way where you can hear my dog licking his nuts. FML

By Parental - / Friday 22 January 2010 05:08 / United States

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

By Hugh_Jankles - / Friday 8 January 2010 18:48 / United States

Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

By snickerdoodles - / Friday 8 January 2010 06:30 / France

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 7 January 2010 03:17 / United States