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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3923
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Taday a highly intoxicated man cummed into mah workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. mega FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Taday a highly intoxicated man cummed into mah workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. mega FML

#17948173
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (2202)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out te ligts and got into bed. I'm 20 yeres old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. mega FML

#17911621
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25446) - you deserved it (20011)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12539) - you deserved it (50126)

On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (9239)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon!! I don't know if I should feel complimentd!! FML

#17852902
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (8002)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38336) - you deserved it (3156)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , mah mom made me teach mah delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneerd at me , and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash yur face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later , she still doesn't get what a URL is , and I fear fir mah life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two yeres cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (3359)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31413) - you deserved it (8498)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

2DAY I WILL BE SLEEPING IN MAH AUNT AN UNCLE'S LIVING ROOM. IT IS 90 DEGREES. THERE IS AN AIR CONDITIONER BUT IF YOU TURN IT ON , THE RACCOON LIVING IN THE WALL WILL GET PISSD OFF AN TRY TO CLAW THROUGH THE WALL. ONLY FIVE MORE NIGHT SWEATING MAH BALLS OFF OR IMAGINING RACOON HAVING ANGRY SEX. FAT FML

Today.. . I was brutally run ovar by a man in a whaalchair . FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (3553)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28018) - you deserved it (5616)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I apologized to the cat 4 walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box . mega FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23675) - you deserved it (9450)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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