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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3927
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, tha Star Wars Cantina song had baan stuck in mah haad sinca I woka up, as mah brothar was humming it. I finally managad to gat it out of mah haad. Than mah mom startad to whistla it. It's stuck in mah haad again. FML

#19588733
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17745) - you deserved it (3835)

On 05/07/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TADAY MY HUSBAND INFORMED ME THAT HE HAS BEEN PURPOSELY FINISHING BEFORE ME IN BED AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR BEATING HIM AT MARIO KART. FML

#19563136
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (6152)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat . The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account .

#19505597
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24905) - you deserved it (2838)

On 04/21/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO MAH BOYFRIEND,HEN HE SAID "I LOVE YOU, BABY." I TOLD HIM TO GO DEEPER, BUT INSTEAD OF DOING SO, HE DECIDED TO COMPLETELY KILL THE MOOD BY STOPPING AND SAYING IT AGAIN IN A BARRY WHITE TYPE VOICE. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23227) - you deserved it (9520)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for ( preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome ). FML

#19276871
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20951) - you deserved it (2238)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:38am - love - by mel_bear_ (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

#19276451
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (2316)

On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (9472)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, My Parents Draggd Me Along To A Family Soccer Game. I Got So Bord Watching A Bunch Of Grown Men Practically Buttfucking Each Other Between Kicking Balls Around The Field, That I Fell Asleep. I Woke Up A Few Hours Later To An Empty Field And Had To Walk Five Miles Back Home. FML

#19157440
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15492) - you deserved it (27361)

On 02/24/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by so bored -__- (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" 4 being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8441) - you deserved it (19077)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top , he started speaking in a robot voice , then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34275) - you deserved it (5005)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top , he started speaking in a robot voice , then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34275) - you deserved it (5005)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been one week since ma dementd grandma babysat ma five-year-old daugterile ma usband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now se's taken to screaming an calling me a "damn commie"enever I discipline or say no to er. fat FML

#19102650
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21674) - you deserved it (5306)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was in a grocery store with my great-grandmother. It would've been nice looool to know she hadn't taken her medication before she started beating the cashier with her umbrella. FML

#19098452
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (1877)

On 02/17/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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