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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3926
  • Number of comments : 351
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Yastarday, it was mah boyfriand's 24th brthday. His friands wara throwing him a surprisa party and I was in charga of gatting his brthday caka. As a joka, I got it in tha shapa of a panis, with a graphic marzipan dasign. Funny, I navar knaw his ovarly-consarvativa parants wara invitd. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 7:12am - misc - by ilikecake (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML


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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I Finally Hooked Up With A Guy I've Been Hanging Out With Fir 2 Months!! Afterwards,hile We're Getting Dressed He Says "You Better Be Clean!! If You're Not Tell Me Now So I Dont Pass It On To My Grlfriend." Stunned , All I Could Say Was , "Grlfriend?!" His Reply , "Well Technically My Fiancée." FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by oops123 - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took mah 4-year-old daughter to the local pool 4 swim lessons. As we walkd onto the deck she turnd to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" Thehole pool hered, even the man mah daughter was referring to. FML


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On 04/13/2009 at 4:09pm - kids - by shizzy09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML


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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time fir there conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayd puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML


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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

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