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by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
by notsofriendly / 11/06/2014 at 3:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by CatLover / 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
by kimmykins27 / 10/31/2014 at 8:58am / United States / Kids
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 11:49am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by team hit bella with a car / 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by MainePains / 10/10/2014 at 7:27pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous
by notatherapist / 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
by he's not the one going to hell / 09/12/2014 at 5:11pm / Australia / Geek
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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