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by fuck you / 04/26/2015 at 4:19am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML
by Bullet4MyChemaMo / 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Why? / 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
by Sarah1330 / 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm / United States / Animals
Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML
by Sheldon76 / 02/24/2015 at 2:43pm / Health
by Anonymous / 02/19/2015 at 8:34am / Miscellaneous
by LD / 01/23/2015 at 11:46am / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
by JefferyLillie / 01/07/2015 at 3:31am / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
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