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Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53354) - you deserved it (6367)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26220) - you deserved it (2776)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26220) - you deserved it (2776)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14085) - you deserved it (33671)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16215) - you deserved it (40838)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML

#17780455
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10642) - you deserved it (40481)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56621) - you deserved it (5590)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40197) - you deserved it (3487)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

#17764515
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29089) - you deserved it (2496)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:21pm - love - by Freechbear (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39528) - you deserved it (4713)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31031) - you deserved it (2190)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26167) - you deserved it (1719)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26477) - you deserved it (8204)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28055) - you deserved it (5448)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)



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