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by Anonymous / 08/21/2015 at 4:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by monster1109 / 08/10/2015 at 11:51am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Miscellaneous
by fuck / 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
by shmarf / 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by bootyislife / 06/16/2015 at 4:01pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 3:06am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML
by kash / 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML
by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 12:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Suicidal_Divide / 05/06/2015 at 3:25pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML
by guitarki / 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, while looking for pants to fit over my cast from a broken leg the drawer of my dresser flew… Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up… Today, I was looking forward to swimming for the entire day. As soon as I finally got in the water,…