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by nick / 06/26/2016 at 11:44pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by ItsGoneForever / 06/24/2016 at 8:48pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by KiwiMaid / 06/03/2016 at 6:31am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners and "sleep overs" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
by K.S.S. / 04/16/2016 at 10:24pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
by bruised / 04/11/2016 at 3:26am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2016 at 3:25am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Anon / 04/08/2016 at 6:28pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, I twisted my knee while cutting firewood with my grandpa. The pain was so crippling, I fell over screaming. His response? "Quit your bitching, I had my kneecaps blown off in Vietnam. They had to stitch 'em back on." He's never been to Vietnam, or even out of the country. FML
by fuckoffgramps / 01/24/2016 at 12:10pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 5:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by swag papi / 01/22/2016 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
by Kimel / 01/21/2016 at 7:11pm / France (Franche-Comte) / Love
by Septy / 01/21/2016 at 1:17pm / Spain (Andalucia) / Love