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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2447
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About denlillakotten : I think I'm quite funny and I sure can spell!
I don't understand why they never post my Fml's.

That kinda rhymes

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denlillakotten's favorite FMLs

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47100) - you deserved it (9290)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

#14866852
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19652) - you deserved it (27998)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52280) - you deserved it (3839)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30691) - you deserved it (6041)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43586) - you deserved it (7964)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (20871) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49452) - you deserved it (11718)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
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I agree, your life sucks (296434) - you deserved it (28428)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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