About Denlillakotten
I think I'm quite funny and I sure can spell! I don't understand why they never post my Fml's. That kinda rhymes
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Denlillakotten's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

By Username / Thursday 21 April 2011 18:30 / United States

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 21 April 2011 09:30 / Australia

Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML

By alopez1994 / Thursday 21 April 2011 05:28 /

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

By bham boy / Wednesday 20 April 2011 08:10 /

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 20 April 2011 01:38 / United States