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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1996
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About denlillakotten : I think I'm quite funny and I sure can spell!
I don't understand why they never post my Fml's.

That kinda rhymes

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denlillakotten's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML

#15087427
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (36813)

On 02/23/2011 at 3:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML

#15087030
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (2096)

On 02/23/2011 at 2:10am - work - by ellie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

#15063215
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24849) - you deserved it (27020)

On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#15062819
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29069) - you deserved it (5319)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42796) - you deserved it (4486)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

#15056238
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34775) - you deserved it (7882)

On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26605) - you deserved it (4351)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46080) - you deserved it (18214)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49283) - you deserved it (40993)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML

#15035621
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32071) - you deserved it (5212)

On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML

#15035119
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24117) - you deserved it (7272)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

#15031615
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26456) - you deserved it (15741)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9778) - you deserved it (58019)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML

#14981056
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29764) - you deserved it (3467)

On 02/14/2011 at 10:07pm - love - by moe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML

#14969224
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23035) - you deserved it (3488)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)



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