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denlillakotten
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1787
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About denlillakotten : I think I'm quite funny and I sure can spell!
I don't understand why they never post my Fml's.

That kinda rhymes

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Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24015) - you deserved it (5858)

On 03/03/2011 at 2:24am - love - by Apparentlycreepy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss lectured me on the evils of alcohol and how it was 'prohibited' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates being corrected. FML

#15174288
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20058) - you deserved it (2779)

On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

#15170920
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34094) - you deserved it (2813)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
339 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

#15162285
78 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by assumed -

Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML

#15161095
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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, I was on the bus, it hit a bump on the road and made me hit a elderly man. The bus driver thought I did it on purpose and made me get off. FML

#15147269
50 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:00am - misc - by Parade (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

#15147046
59 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

#15142777
78 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML

#15139956
114 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 2:28pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
180 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
205 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061
91 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

#15129927
166 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 7:59pm - misc - by NoMeatFail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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