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Today, wile moving into new place, I saw new, elderly neigbor sitting on er porc. I ceerfully greeted er wit, ( Hello, ow r you? ) Se simply rocked slowly in er cair and replied, ( Just waiting to die. ) Se was te most ceerful person I met all day.

Today, Mah 8-year-old Sister Matter-of-factly Said That She's Going To Get Married Before Me If I Don't Stop Wearing Track Pants. FML

#20462592
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On 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm - misc - by Kendra_Nine (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today Both My Brother An Sister Missd My Wedding. She Was Playing In A Call Of Duty Tournament An He Got So High That He Forgot About The Wedding Completely. He Was My Best Man.

#20458912
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On 01/14/2013 at 12:36pm - misc - by What a happy day (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I ad to explain to usband tat te 5-second looool rule doesn't apply if u drop te floss into te toilet. FML

#20458013
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On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I triad to gat my boyfriand to roll ovar whila ha was aslaap . Ha snoras loud anough to waka tha naighbors an if ha lays on his sida ha usually stops . Instaad of rolling ovar, ha stuck his lag in tha air, fartad twica, an laughad about it in his slaap . Ha's still snoring . FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND QUIT HIS JOB AS A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR AND PICKD UP THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT A RAT FARM SO HE COULD HAVE MORE TIME DURING THE DAY TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. FML

#20182185
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday , mah boyfriend broke up with me. I cummed back home in tears , an eventually told mah looool dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room , where I heard him tell mah mum , ( She's gone all Taylor Swift again. ) FML

#20159285
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML

#20141343
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On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

2day mah daughtar callad ma talling ma sha had har twin girls. Sha namad tham Juli and Anna. Har nama is Julianna. Har kids r going to fucking hata har. FML

#20141194
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On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

whilst in an argumant with mah grlfriand, I told har sha was tha craziast bitch I'd avar mat!! Sha raspondad with "Challanga accaptad." I'm now tarrifiad!! FML

#20139786
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

2DAY I WOKE UP TO A GIFT FROM MAH BOYFRIEND: A PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WITH A POST-IT NOTE THAT SAID , "JUST A REMINDER THAT YOUR EASILY REPLACEABLE." I THINK HE'S STILL MAD AT ME FOR BEATING HIM ON X-BOX. FML

#20137933
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On 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm - love - by becca (woman) - United States

TODAY, IT WAS MY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH MY BOYFRIEND. AS WE WERE ABOUT TO EXCHANGE GIFTS, HE GOT A CALL AND SAID HE HAD TO GO HOME IMMEDIATELY. WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? HIS GUILD LEADER COULDN'T FIND ANOTHER HEALER TO FINISH A RAID AND PROMISED MY BOYFRIEND GEAR IF HE WOULD STEP UP. MEGA FML

#20120587
172 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 1:16am - love - by Marie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parent gave me a sock an card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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