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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 October 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1113
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About deathtothepix : I just like to read everyone's misfortunes. You can message but I probably won't read it as I always forget you can do that on here now.

I like music n shit. And good movies. My new years resolution is to conquer the seven kingdoms and claim the iron throne.

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deathtothepix's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54465) - you deserved it (36514)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML


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On 04/01/2013 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by LadySteveMartin (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got served paperwork stating that my ex-fiancée is suing me again for child support. About 7 years ago, I proved via DNA testing within the court system that I was not the father the first time. I see a talk show in my future. FML


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On 04/01/2013 at 7:18pm - money - by haku4u (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my cat learned how to open doors. Ever since then she's been running up to my room, opening my door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML


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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML


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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I'm reading in the subway sitting one leg over the other. An old lady sits down next to me. After quietly examining me for about two stations she leans over to me and whispers in my ear: "Girl, sitting like all the time will make you end up with a crooked c**t". I'm a man. FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by jcc (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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