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Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML
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On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
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On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 9:56am - love - by wtfiswrongwithher - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States
Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML
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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 6:43am - love - by Anonymous - France (Alsace)
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
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Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by Ahook1 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my roommate will fall asleep to Muppet Treasure Island. We sleep 3 feet away from each other and he has been doing this since Christmas. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 4:48am - misc - by Oze (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 9:11pm - love - by pkz - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Tee (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML
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On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)
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