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About dcam13 : surf, swim, sail, snowboard, skate, sleep, and almost everything else that starts with "S".
most people bore me. and not that this is match.com but, I like mesmerizing eyes and a unique personality.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
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Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015