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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2066
  • Number of comments : 132
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dcam13 : surf, swim, sail, snowboard, skate, sleep, and almost everything else that starts with "S".
most people bore me. and not that this is match.com but, I like mesmerizing eyes and a unique personality.

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Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

#21445713
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9485) - you deserved it (33388)

On 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm - misc - by sucked_in - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37659) - you deserved it (4565)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13587) - you deserved it (25750)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52808) - you deserved it (8214)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17131) - you deserved it (65575)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
228 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38604) - you deserved it (32138)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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156 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42354) - you deserved it (13658)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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