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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1576
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dcam13 : blahblahblah i'm sarcastic.

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dcam13's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12530) - you deserved it (23850)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50243) - you deserved it (7805)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16411) - you deserved it (63639)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32094) - you deserved it (6770)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37104) - you deserved it (31464)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36599) - you deserved it (12455)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

#12408550
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40734) - you deserved it (13282)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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