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Today, I received a fine for leaving my car at the airport. Each day it's been there, they added an additional $50. My car was stolen two weeks ago. FML

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Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46266) - you deserved it (5689)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12344) - you deserved it (22452)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Tib (man) - United States (Arizona)



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