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by Hunterisawesome / 11/18/2011 at 2:24pm / Reserved / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:06am / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
by Tib / 12/18/2009 at 1:42am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
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