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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1018
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Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML


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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML


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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML


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On 10/19/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Indonesia (Jawa Timur)

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6020) - you deserved it (62256)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally told my fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't "pure". FML


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On 09/17/2009 at 9:36pm - intimacy - by Jackie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (44068) - you deserved it (3756)

On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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