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  • It's in the can!

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Dave202's favorite FMLs

Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 17 September 2009 07:05 / United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 November 2009 06:06 / United States

Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 October 2009 07:10 / Indonesia

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:22 / Canada

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

By screwwyou - / Monday 28 September 2009 01:16 / United States