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Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 11:23pm - intimacy - by RobinBunny713 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I came across the topic of school while chatting. He asked me what high school I went to and where I moved from. I have lived here my whole life, he was my crush for four years, and was in my classes throughout those years. He doesn't believe me. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by steph2052 - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 12:23am - kids - by MotherofET (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

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On 07/10/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Canuckster (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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