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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3314
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About danishbagel : I'm red... I'm white... and I'm Danish dynamite.

If you're here to try and get some dirt on me, too bad. ;)

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Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (73221) - you deserved it (3235)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12511) - you deserved it (25488)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML


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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML


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On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31620) - you deserved it (2835)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

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