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dana_17
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 852
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Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was developing film at walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking off my sweatshirt. This creepy old man approaches me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML

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On 02/03/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by hotandbothered (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the girl I broke up with 6 months ago just had a baby. I'm one of 3 possible fathers. FML

#7808866 (223)

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On 02/02/2010 at 5:55am - love - by Whyallaguru (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 3:56pm - love - by kaitlynn - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:33pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 7:20am - work - by dys (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my fiancé and I were having wonderful sex with the bedroom door open. After 2 hours of loud, passionate sex, we turned to see the contractor working on our basement standing in the bathroom doorway down the hall looking into our room, smiling. FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 11:56am - intimacy - by OhCrapO_o (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:56am - intimacy - by mairelys (woman) - Canada (Alberta)