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  • Town/Country : Dreamland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6330
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 9:37pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 9:40pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 3:03am<b>Quendolin</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 11:47am<b>xKG33x</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 11:26pm<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 6:42am<b>Geary519</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 10:50pm<b>armedenglish96</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 6:17pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 7:32pm<b>sloosh</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 4:12pm<b>UPTDraco</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 4:01pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 7:49am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:19am<b>aalizzwell</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:12am<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:02am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 6:09pm<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 9:34pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 4:25am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 6:20pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 1:49pm<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 3:34am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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daffyduck16's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

by Jenna / 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Love

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are" and laughed hysterically. FML

by crippy / 06/26/2012 at 1:01am / United States / Health

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

by blah56 / 06/23/2012 at 1:17am / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

by phonnah / 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Health

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

by kitty shah / 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I proudly told my elitist dad that I now have a beautiful girlfriend. He didn't believe me, so I showed him her Facebook. He demanded that I stop seeing her, saying that the duck-facing in her avatar was the hallmark of "a lower form of being" who would only ever shame our family. FML

by idontgetit / 06/12/2012 at 7:39pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I volunteered at a soup kitchen. During the rounds, a grisly but nice young fellow told me that I had beautiful eyes. I was quite touched; that is until he leaned in and added, "Can I have them for my collection?" FML

by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 3:01pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

by Sarah / 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

by amidreaming?? / 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

by bronieswillrule5eva / 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Work

Today, my boss became obsessed with a movie about a pimp. He now refers to all my female coworkers as his "bitches" and refuses to treat us like human beings. Whenever we make a mistake, he rolls his eyes and laughs, "So typical of a prostie." FML

by kufan1324 / 06/04/2012 at 11:47pm / United States / Work