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Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .
Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML
Today, mah dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for mah mom to bail us out of jail. mega FML
Today, my husband an I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route an pretend to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
yesterday I walked downstars with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at mah friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me an said, "Where're u going? Fat camp?" big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015