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  • Birth Date : Monday 16 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today I walked into the kitchen at 5 am to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw looool a bucket of water on me. To there surprise and horror I didn't melt. FML

#20116347
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22821) - you deserved it (3074)

On 10/14/2012 at 10:57am - kids - by Nickki - United States

Today, While I Was Using Mah Computer, Mah Cat Ran Up To The Power Strip, Looked Me In The Eyes, And Hit The Power Switch, Turning Everything Off. She Does This Quite Often. FML

#20116072
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (4285)

On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)

Today , as I was about to leave fir work , mah 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear an pink cowboy boots . He threw his hands in the air , yelled , ( BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE , ) promptly threw up an passed out in it .

#20111636
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22465) - you deserved it (4003)

On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today my boyfriend lerend ow to somersault. He now tinks tat e's a ninja an somersaults into every room. FML

#20105538
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (4212)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

Taday my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase bieng dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate ( Who raised u to be such a pig? ) Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question . FML

#20098049
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20276) - you deserved it (6943)

On 10/02/2012 at 6:29am - misc - by kira (woman) - United States

Today, mah dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for mah mom to bail us out of jail. mega FML

#20092583
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20411) - you deserved it (7582)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by GEE, THANKS DAD (woman) - United States

Today, my husband an I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route an pretend to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

#20091884
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21544) - you deserved it (3571)

On 09/28/2012 at 2:09am - love - by unhappy wifey (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside mah cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36878) - you deserved it (1997)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

yesterday I walked downstars with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at mah friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me an said, "Where're u going? Fat camp?" big fat FML

#20064659
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18747) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today , My Co-worker An I Were Having A Conversation In Russian!! Our Boss Overhered Us Talking , Shouted , ( I Know You're Talking About Me! I Speak Spanish Too! ) An Threatened To Fire Us!! FML

#20061927
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25391) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to go into the school fir the third time this week because mah son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. mega FML

#20061403
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24113) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me looool because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

#20058507
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24783) - you deserved it (4828)

On 09/05/2012 at 4:14am - love - by steve (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Finally Decidd To Introduce Ma Boyfriend To Ma Parents. Surprisingly, E And Ma Fater Already Knew Eac Oter, So I Askd Im Ow Tey Met. Now I Know Were Ma Boyfriend Gets All Is Wed. FML

#20057214
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27278) - you deserved it (3536)

On 09/04/2012 at 9:51am - misc - by UnknownOperation (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

#20053776
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (3155)

On 09/02/2012 at 8:44am - love - by rotezora (woman) - Switzerland (Basel-Stadt)

Today, Mah Son,ho Saams To Think That Ha Is A "gangsta" Daspita Baing Ahita Boy From Tha Suburbs, Criad Bacausa I Accidantally Burnad His Grillad Chaasa . Ha's 28 . FML

#20045566
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (5733)

On 08/28/2012 at 12:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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