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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
daffyduck16's favorite FMLs
by justabitembarrassed / 10/07/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
by kira / 10/02/2012 at 6:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
by GEE, THANKS DAD / 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML
by unhappy wifey / 09/28/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 7:36am / United States (Delaware) / Health
by Char / 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Health
by PuddlePirate / 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/07/2012 at 1:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by steve / 09/05/2012 at 4:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
by UnknownOperation / 09/04/2012 at 9:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by rotezora / 09/02/2012 at 8:44am / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 2:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML
by wow, thanks / 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by scarredforlife / 08/16/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…