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  • Town/Country : Dreamland, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 October 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6332
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 9:37pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 9:40pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 3:03am<b>Quendolin</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 11:47am<b>xKG33x</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 11:26pm<b>PercyD1456</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 6:42am<b>Geary519</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 10:50pm<b>armedenglish96</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 6:17pm<b>onlytimewilltell</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 7:32pm<b>sloosh</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 4:12pm<b>UPTDraco</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 4:01pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 7:49am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:19am<b>aalizzwell</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:12am<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 12:02am<b>sherbear78</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 6:09pm<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 9:34pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 4:25am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 6:20pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 1:49pm<b>aznadcehrson</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 3:34am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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daffyduck16's favorite FMLs

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

by LonelyMe / 10/30/2012 at 9:27am / Love

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, my mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on my face. Again. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 6:43am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2012 at 3:28pm / Germany (Bayern) / Kids

Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML

by katier8295 / 10/27/2012 at 8:43am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML

by Anonymous / 10/26/2012 at 12:17pm / Philippines (Manila) / Kids

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

by Bratty son / 10/23/2012 at 12:25am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I came home to find an almost completely devoured cheesecake, The Notebook playing on the TV, and a shoe thrown at my head. It's safe to say my girlfriend is just about on her period. FML

by jesushelpme / 10/22/2012 at 3:08pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

by Anonymous / 10/21/2012 at 11:19pm / United States / Love

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

by Bug / 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I walked into the kitchen at 5 am, to have my 7 and 9 year olds throw a bucket of water on me. To their surprise and horror, I didn't melt. FML

by Nickki / 10/14/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Kids

Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML

by stop it ninja / 10/14/2012 at 3:00am / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

by Failed Parent / 10/11/2012 at 2:59am / United States / Kids