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dacho
  • Town/Country : Croatia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 15661
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dacho : Nintendocore, mathcore, emo, screamo, post-hc, pop punk, punk rock. Vegetarian. Agnostic. Anime, TV shows, movies. Bass. Online 'gamer' and 'gamer'. Internetz ^^

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Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (11573)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24491) - you deserved it (4076)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

#16561931
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15104) - you deserved it (29475)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39355) - you deserved it (9030)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
149 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43437) - you deserved it (4161)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
156 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21054) - you deserved it (4438)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

#16467610
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (9850)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10741) - you deserved it (23203)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm too sunburned to masturbate. Now I have nothing to do. FML

#16432194
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17072) - you deserved it (48198)

On 05/31/2011 at 7:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (13487)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

#16416725
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45472) - you deserved it (4168)

On 05/30/2011 at 11:46am - misc - by Jess - United States

Today, my only motivation to get out of bed was cupcakes in the refrigerator. FML

#16416160
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23538) - you deserved it (13457)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:59am - health - by skigal24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12040) - you deserved it (43478)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)



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