About Dacho
Nintendocore, mathcore, emo, screamo, post-hc, pop punk, punk rock. Vegetarian. Agnostic. Anime, TV shows, movies. Bass. Online 'gamer' and 'gamer'. Internetz ^^
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    6%
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Dacho's favorite FMLs

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

By Awie - / Thursday 20 October 2011 08:26 / Austria

Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML

By BackAndForth - / Tuesday 18 October 2011 04:27 / United States

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

By anonymous - / Monday 19 August 2013 05:41 / United States - Lamar

Today, while I was in the shower, my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian. I don't know how and can't change it back. FML

By jaleesadavis21 - / Tuesday 18 October 2011 13:25 / United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

By planking champion - / Monday 17 October 2011 22:05 / United States