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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21754
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dacho : Nintendocore, mathcore, emo, screamo, post-hc, pop punk, punk rock. Vegetarian. Agnostic. Anime, TV shows, movies. Bass. Online 'gamer' and 'gamer'. Internetz ^^

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today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (3067)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (8746)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (9370)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML

#18338481
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (4414)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , at tha point of orgasm , mah boyfriand scraamd out , "Is this all thara is?!" than rolld ovar and stard blankly at tha cailing without spaaking for agas. This happans a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35852) - you deserved it (5623)

On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32015) - you deserved it (5467)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34474) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I was called by a restricted number. Te man on te pone ten explained to me in detail wat I was doing at every second tat I was on te pone wit im. I'm scared to leave my ouse. FML

#18304644
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46028) - you deserved it (2837)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today..!! mah mother looked me dead in the face and said..!! "I have failed as a parent." mega FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33262) - you deserved it (6595)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on mah girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. mega FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26887) - you deserved it (17783)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today , while I was in the shower , my older brother thought it would be funny to change the language on my phone to Serbo-Croatian!! I don't know how and can't change it back!! fat FML

#18014210
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23600) - you deserved it (3875)

On 10/18/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaleesadavis21 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repair shop fir himhile he was at work. So , on my own , I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minute out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd putted myself in. FML

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14790) - you deserved it (72629)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I Trid To Hint To My Husband That We Needd A New Washing Machine. I Mentiond That We Got Our Current One Way Back On Our Wedding Day. He Replid, "Yeah, And I Got U Too." FML

#17999890
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26580) - you deserved it (7388) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/16/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by poluxe - France



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