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dacho
  • Town/Country : Croatia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 15657
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dacho : Nintendocore, mathcore, emo, screamo, post-hc, pop punk, punk rock. Vegetarian. Agnostic. Anime, TV shows, movies. Bass. Online 'gamer' and 'gamer'. Internetz ^^

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Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14041) - you deserved it (24333)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (3819)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29839) - you deserved it (5020)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46805) - you deserved it (7156)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
495 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104939) - you deserved it (5800)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
525 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16525) - you deserved it (39248)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31332) - you deserved it (3497)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25659) - you deserved it (2114)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34347) - you deserved it (4782)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39843) - you deserved it (18528)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44672) - you deserved it (4969)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28009) - you deserved it (2712)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML

#16967772
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23203) - you deserved it (1627)

On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (3522)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26785) - you deserved it (2304)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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