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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21749
  • Number of comments : 306
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dacho : Nintendocore, mathcore, emo, screamo, post-hc, pop punk, punk rock. Vegetarian. Agnostic. Anime, TV shows, movies. Bass. Online 'gamer' and 'gamer'. Internetz ^^

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Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stars. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31008) - you deserved it (7274)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

#15773415
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44686) - you deserved it (6735)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40224) - you deserved it (5262)

On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that mah injuries and back problems r the intensity of those after a car accident. I slippd on a grape. FML

#15691583
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36477) - you deserved it (5049)

On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -

Today I wore mah cheerleading uniform to mah boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentiond a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I startd acting sassy and a little mean figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not because he startd to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (45867)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked wat I was doing . I replied, "What I'm always doing." She couldn't think of anything besides eating . mega FML

#15621344
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12006) - you deserved it (29391)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72823) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

My Boyfriend Pulled On My Pubes And Made 'engine Starting' Noises. This Was His Attempt At Foreplay. FML

#15617936
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37939) - you deserved it (14457)

On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

TODAY, I DISCOVARAD THAT MY GIRLFRIAND CAN ONLY ORGASM WHAN WA HAVA SAX TO GOSPAL MUSIC.

#15613942
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49613) - you deserved it (5863)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad cummed ome drunk and called me ot!! FML

#15582490
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (5379)

On 03/31/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by paige - United States (Ohio)

Today, I haard tha four most draadd words known to man during mah first tima: "Is it in yat?" It was. FML

#15546300
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70229) - you deserved it (9661)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72859) - you deserved it (15822)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

#15415260
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30092) - you deserved it (52146)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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