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Today, my dad walked in on me lying down with my cat, eating ice cream, watching The Notebook with tears in my eyes. As if that's not bad enough, I'm a guy. FML
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On 05/12/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
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On 04/06/2013 at 7:42am - misc - by confusedcatlover (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 6:39am - animals - by dormeur - Sent from mobile version
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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm - misc - by anon - United States (Ohio)
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
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On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend to roll over while he was asleep. He snores loud enough to wake the neighbors and if he lays on his side he usually stops. Instead of rolling over, he stuck his leg in the air, farted twice, and laughed about it in his sleep. He's still snoring. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 2:44am - misc - by no sleep for me -
Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
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On 01/04/2013 at 7:31pm - love - by marisa (woman) - Ireland (Carlow)
Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
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On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML
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On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
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Wednesday 15 May 2013
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