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dacho
  • Town/Country : Croatia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 February 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 14202
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dacho : Nintendocore, mathcore, emo, screamo, post-hc, pop punk, punk rock. Vegetarian. Agnostic. Anime, TV shows, movies. Bass. Online 'gamer' and 'gamer'. Internetz ^^

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Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (967)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23057) - you deserved it (2869) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (2205) - you deserved it (8364)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

#18579267 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (19911) - you deserved it (4810)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I was woken up early in the morning by the sound of my mother frantically crying out for help. Apparently she had tried, unsuccessfully, to "end the suffering" of an injured squirrel by drowning it in the toilet. How? By placing it into the bowl and smothering it with clothes. My clothes. FML

#18570075 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (8983) - you deserved it (622)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (8021) - you deserved it (1567)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (15175) - you deserved it (1722)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (10673) - you deserved it (663)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (21209) - you deserved it (3560)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (8003) - you deserved it (783)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15940) - you deserved it (5064)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#18489765 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (6862) - you deserved it (1121)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

#18468600 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (14380) - you deserved it (2035)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913 (15)

I agree, your life sucks (2775) - you deserved it (24248)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998 (250)

I agree, your life sucks (15150) - you deserved it (971)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)