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Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

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On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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191 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

#15866810
125 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:57pm - misc - by GshDrnt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

#14160726
67 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

#14061487
69 comments

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On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
226 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

#13997572
97 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 7:36am - misc - by Flaps - United States (New York)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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