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Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

By Shelbitchh / Thursday 28 July 2011 09:11 / United States

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

By j / Tuesday 26 July 2011 02:03 / Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

By Sam - / Friday 24 June 2011 04:46 / Canada

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

By screwed / Saturday 18 June 2011 08:51 / United States

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

By nofriends / Wednesday 1 June 2011 04:28 / Japan