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Today, my mom decided to take away my TV after noticing that I watch the show True Blood. Apparently, since I watch this, I must be "curious about sex." I'm 19. FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 5:11am - intimacy - by Shelbitchh - United States

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML

#16525233
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I updated my facebook status as "lost all contacts, need numbers". My mom commented saying "her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends". Her comment got 32 likes. FML

#16216405
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On 05/17/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Username -

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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