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About cutiepie343 : You are NOT fat. You are just the right size.
You are NOT ugly. You are special in your own way.
And don't let anyone tell you otherwise, because, quite frankly, they don't deserve you.
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Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
Friday 30 January 2015